oberynmahtell:

angelsofletters:

everyone’s trying to tell me about eurovision but I can’t hear you over the sound of freedom

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sorry but the sounds of an entire continent accepting a transvestite as their one true empress is much louder

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(via thesenseof-dance)

pallidbirth:

jumping out of helicopters is dangerous 

you know they say 1 in 5 people dont even make it to the ground

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what do you mean they dont make it to the ground

where do they go

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(via thesenseof-dance)

missdawntwilight:

c-parks:

momcrotch:

how about getting stabbed

good luck calling for medical attention with a dead phone

Re-blogging purely for that comeback ^

shellfish-machiness:

You know who else is underrated? Owl City. This introverted guy who wrote a bunch of songs on his computer in his parents basement. With lyrics like “reality is a lovely place, but I wouldn’t wanna live there” and “please take a long hard look through your textbook, cause I’m history” and he tweets stuff like “got groceries. Enough social interaction for the week” and “girl I ain’t no astronaut, but I need a little space” and I love owl city

(via dontletme-fadeaway)